ON AGE

An SMS exchange:

OM1: I regret to inform you that my doctor has advised me against playing for at least a couple of weeks, so I will be unable to join you in the court this weekend. I have to rest my back and knees.

OM2: Watup wit the back? I only know about your knees.

OM1: An old familiar back pain returned during our game yesterday. If you recall, I cringed in pain after a brief bench rest and I hardly ran on the court.

OM2: Well, you take your time. As we get older, our bodies heal slower.

OM1: Dat's pretty reassuring.... waaaah! Difficult for me to accept me age!

OM2: Don't worry, as you get older, acceptance becomes inevitable!

"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated." -The Borg

OM1: Argh! How ryt you are! Thanks, DON!

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