LIFE'S A B__CH!

Curious about how a website I used to visit on my old cellphone was doing, I dropped by Ananova.com and came across this strange article;

MAN MARRIES DOG


A man in southern India has married a dog on the advice of an astrologer.

Selva Kumar, 33, tied the knot with a three-year-old bitch called Selvi to get rid of a curse for killing two dogs 15 years ago.

Within four days of killing the animals, Kumar started suffering from paralysis, reports the Mumbai Mirror.

Medical treatment led to no improvement so he saw a local astrologer who told him the curse would be lifted if he married a bitch.

The groom, from Avilakulam in Tamil Nadu, wore a white dhoti and shirt while the bride was dressed in a pink silk saree for the wedding ceremony.

The ceremony ended with Kumar tying the Hindu 'sacred thread' around the dog's neck and vowing to take care of his wife forever.

At the feast that followed, the groom fed his bride her favourite food - buns."

:-D And then you marry one....

2 comments:

  tessa marie

3:35 PM

he could have just married a bitch within our own species. there is certainly an abundance of that around here.

  Dubioz Don

5:42 AM

Q: What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?

A: I know some very nice sluts I'd hesitate to call bitches.