THE EX

Before we were married, I open one of her albums and find a picture of MY friend.

"What the heck's he doing in your album?"

"He used to be my boyfriend." Big laugh.

Fast forward to the future....

Turning left at a corner with my wife at my side, a bicycle cuts across our car's path. All of us, including the cyclist, are stunned. He gives us an astonished look, and then moves on.

My wife and I look at each other, then say in unison, "That was HIM!"

Second big laugh.

2 comments:

  the cat with the fiddle

12:55 PM

you didn't run him over instead?

  Dubioz Don

2:17 PM

I was too surprised to step on the gas.