I WILL DRAW

From an actual information in a criminal case for grave threats:



On April 1, 1997, at around 5 o’clock in the afternoon, the accused shouted the following words in the Cebuano dialect of the Visayan language:



“NA-UG DIHA KAY MO BIRA TA’G PUSIL”



which, when translated into English, is



“COME DOWN HERE BECAUSE I WILL DRAW A GUN WITH YOU”



?????



Case dismissed.



Bring out the crayons.